Title: Taint
Author: S.L Jennings
Release Date: May
20, 2014
BLURB:
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
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Review
That blurb….OMG that blurb...Talk about a blurb jolt! How could you not want to get your hands on this book NOW?! While I enjoyed Taint, and S.L. nailed the mail POV, the book just wasn't exactly what I expected. I expected more…. more cockiness, more realness, or at least for this to be maintained throughout the book. Regardless, I think you will enjoy this one, I sure did! 4 stars.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.
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That blurb….OMG that blurb...Talk about a blurb jolt! How could you not want to get your hands on this book NOW?! While I enjoyed Taint, and S.L. nailed the mail POV, the book just wasn't exactly what I expected. I expected more…. more cockiness, more realness, or at least for this to be maintained throughout the book. Regardless, I think you will enjoy this one, I sure did! 4 stars.
"I want sexy ladies. I want suburban slut. Housewife meets whore. Sell it. Make me believe it. Own it."
Justice Drake is running a retreat, a retreat where women stay at his tropical paradise for weeks, and he tries to help them solve the problems in their marriage...by telling them exactly what is wrong with their appearance and sexual performance. These women are married to wealthy men who cheat on them. Justice teaches them how to be sexy, desirable, make their husbands want them again. Justice spends his life alone, closed off, never getting close to anyone (except his staff) or any of these women he helps. This all changes when Justice meets Ally. Justice knows not to mix business with pleasure and most certainly not to get involved with a married woman (even if that marriage is dead), but he can’t help but feel a connection to the woman who is nothing like what he expected. Will Justice and Ally risk it all for a shot to be together?
"If all we have is now, I know I'll never be whole again. And, God... it's worth it. You're worth it. I'll gladly stay broken for you."
Even though Taint wasn’t exactly what I was expecting, it was still a good book. S.L. always manages to nail it, and even managed to throw in a twist I didn't see coming. Definitely worth a read!
*Reviewed by Brandi
"If all we have is now, I know I'll never be whole again. And, God... it's worth it. You're worth it. I'll gladly stay broken for you."
Even though Taint wasn’t exactly what I was expecting, it was still a good book. S.L. always manages to nail it, and even managed to throw in a twist I didn't see coming. Definitely worth a read!
*Reviewed by Brandi
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
- Dark Light
- The Dark Prince
- Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
- Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT- releasing in
May 20, 2014
Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ
www.sljennings.com
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Oh Yum! This is going to be a hot read!
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