Sunday, June 8, 2014

Decker's Wood by Kirsty Dallas ~ Release Day Blitz and Giveaway


** Reader Warning** - This novel is NOT a dark romance. There are absolutely no whips or floggers, no matter how much Andi wants to smack Decker over the head at times. There are no BDSM slavery themes, unless you can count that Decker is a slave to Andi’s hot cowboy boots and sexy Texan drawl. Decker’s Wood does however feature glitter rain, manscaping, vajazzle, tequila shots, roof-top dancing and one hell of a dick trick!

Decker Steele had it made...Penthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap. You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine. But what does a self-confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail? Freak the 'F' out, that's what!

Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker's best friend. Only she's not so geeky and awkward anymore. Now she's a smokin' hot country bumpkin, with a smokey voice made for phone sex, and a pair of hot as hell cowboy boots. Everyone adores her, my porn star buddies, my mom and dad, my 'equipment'.

So, the prized package isn't so failing anymore, the catch is, it will only perform for Andi...My friend WITHOUT benefits.

What will the prince of porn do? The girl or the career?

He has one month to figure it all out.

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Decker's Wood turned out to be one of my favorite books I've read this year.  Being completely different from her Mercy's Angels series it caught me off guard and left me more then thrilled that I read it.  4.5 stars!

Decker Steele is living the life every man wants; he's a porn star.  With that job he has the beautiful girls, money, VIP status; but when his ...package...isn't doin' it's thing anymore-problems begin!  How can he maintain his celeb status if he can't live up to his hype?

Andi Jennings is the cousin of Decker's best friend, Bradley.  When given the task of picking her up from the airport he sees she's changed from that socially awkward teenager he last saw to a gorgeous woman that's making his mouth water, and his wood notices, too.  She's the sweet girl next door that everyone loves but he can't cross that line with her.

I cannot express how much of a surprise this book was.  Kirsty Dallas truly caught me off guard with the quick wit and hilarious dialogue throughout the book.  The feisty attitudes and dynamic in the characters kept me hooked and wanting more.  I'm truly hoping there's a second book on it's way about Bradley..and maybe he's learned how to throw a punch or two!  A definite must read if you want a lighthearted, awesome book!

*Reviewed by Lauren 

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About Kirsty:

I grew up on the beaches of North Queensland Australia before migrating south to the iconic Gold Coast in 1995. I traded the surf and my bikini for pajama's and a computer when I embarked on writing professionally in 2012.

I have two rules when writing. Rule one, "forget about ratings and awards, write simply for the love of writing". And rule two, "be brave, don't be afraid to traverse the path less traveled and don't conform." With these rules in mind, I hope my books spark a light inside your heart and leave you in a complete book frump!

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1 comment:

  1. This sounds like it'll be hilarious! Thanks for posting this. I haven't seen this anywhere else and just added it to my TBR.